It also does not include how many times I would have to drop everything I was doing and run to wherever Mom was when I heard her call for Buddy so she could "take that thing off his head".
Now the next goal is to get Ting and Tony home because Tony left his car parked in front of the house when they left for Florida. I think we have answered the question "Whose car is that?" at least 3 times as often as we answered about the cone on Buddy's head.
When Tony gets home I am going to KICK HIS BUTT!! And then I am going to change something in this house and leave him and Ting home watching Grandma while I go out for a few hours so that they can answer the same question 430 times. This will not be out of spite mind you....it will simply be a way to reinforce the message that they should never leave a car parked in front of the house for a whole week ever again!!
Oh and by the way...she also would like to know where this dog came from.
She has never seen it before in her life!!